The Japanese board of health (or ministry, or imperial panel, or whatever it’s called) clearly operates with liberal policies. Cats and food in the same area? No, thank you, I’ll pass on the cat-hair latte. Hot steaming baths where people are naked? That’s not all that different from public pools (which, it should be noted, are also disgusting). But the candlewax in buttholes thing? That must violate a health code somewhere.
Scott: The less I see of Marnie, the more I like this show.
Watching Shoshanna’s devolution from happy-go-lucky professional whose puppy love kept her afloat to emotionally bankrupt low-wage worker whose realization that happiness is not a function of cultural novelty somehow breaks my heart more than the failures of Hannah, Marnie, and Jessa. Perhaps Shoshanna’s innocence makes her fall into reality a bit harder to watch. Perhaps harsh realities seem more severe when glazed with a bubblegum J-Pop aesthetic. Perhaps the all the cat hair from the cat café has irritated mine eyes and only makes it look like I’m crying. Regardless, I felt Shosh’s sadness.
Hannah’s foray into lesbian sex was a bit disappointing for those of us who expected more scissoring. Jessa’s whole cum-inside-me-and-pretend-I’m-not-on-birth-control thing was a bit bizarre, but placed on the spectrum of her otherwise abhorrent and irresponsible behavior, it went largely unnoticed; her whole you-can-fuck-my-gross-sister thing was more inline with the Jessa I know and hate.
Advice for Shoshanna: Go home. Japan was fun, and your experience inside your conception of a perfect world was a fun mental holiday. But your life is in the States, and the more time you spend trying to make Japan work, the more time you’ll spend delaying your development. Japanese culture (especially for women) relies on arrested development, and it’s time to grow up.
Janessa: Aren’t we all so excited to have Scott back?! He made it to 10p.m. and for that we are all #blessed.
I’m just going to jump right in and say Hannah’s dip into the lady pond made no sense for the character we’ve been presented thus far…or maybe it does? I’ve spent far too much time thinking about this. Is Hannah adventurous? Sure. As she stated earlier in the season: what she lacks in experience, she makes up for in curiosity. Does Hannah enjoy gathering experiences in order to separate herself from the crowd? Yes. This move was very much inline with her decision to do coke for the sake of a blog post. Where it doesn’t make sense is Hannah’s vehement heterosexuality. Hannah has spent the lifetime of this show seeking out the D. Her personality depends on and is very much driven by male energy — she cares very little about being positively received by females. So for her to cave so immediately to this yoga teacher, either speaks volumes to the yoga teacher’s charm or signals a misstep of my read of Hannah’s personality. Either way, bold move Girls.
To continue on with the lady theme, this Spring-Queening resort getaway was my personal worst nightmare. A bunch of women, all of whom are completely wrecked by their relationships, sitting around eating low-sodium meals (salt RULES!) and talking about said relationship failures — kill me now! Hannah’s obvious aversion for the resort and its participants was very much on par with her role of “voice of a generation”. It’s a pretty well known fact that today’s woman is generally getting married much much later than her mother and grandmother did. Although my Facebook feed may counter this statistic, the reasoning behind it was presented in last night’s episode. Today’s woman knows there is much more to life than the trajectory offered by defaulting to a life defined by marriage and children. Hannah knows she wants nothing to do with spring queening because she knows nothing about the path these women went down. She has no time for these biddies who built their entire existence around a marriage.
My final note on this episode goes to poor Shosh in Japan. Although I do agree with Scott’s sentiments for Shosh’s current situation, I want to call BS on bad storytelling. As I mentioned in a previous post, Shosh’s days in Japan are number, her return to NYC is inevitable. What I didn’t appreciate is her out of nowhere breakdown during a perfectly good meal. I 100% support crying in public (its one of my favorite hobbies), but I feel that such a breakdown needed more of a catalyst. Also, do we even know why Abigail is in Japan? Her arrival and Shosh’s breakdown just seem like a quick way to accelerate Shosh’s departure from Japan.
ARE WE ALL EXCITED FOR CHARLIE’S RETURN NEXT WEEK?!
Advice for Hannah: Do not throw this sauna session in Fran’s face. Granted his behavior has been somewhat questionable, this infidelity was still an unfair move that you need to be honest about — rather than something you throw in his face when he decides you two need to have a conversation.